Carol: So, where do you want to go to get dinner?
Wikipedia: Chili’s Grill & Bar is a restaurant chain founded by Larry Lavine. The chain has more than 1400 casual dining restaurants, mostly located in the United States and Canada. Chili’s is owned and operated by Brinker International, Inc.
Carol: OK. So, you want to go to Chili’s again?
Wikipedia: Chili’s first location, a converted postal station on Greenville Ave. in Dallas, Texas, opened in 1975 (this location moved to a new building near the same site in 1981, and was shut down in 2007)
Carol: Look, I can’t do this with you today. Either you tell me you want to go to Chili’s or I am staying home!
Wikipedia: Sorry! is a board game that is based on the ancient Cross and Circle game Pachisi.
Carol: What??
Wikipedia: “Sorry," an expression of regret or condolence
Carol: Oh.. Well, look, I am sorry too it is just that it can be a little frustrating with you sometimes. We are just so different! I mean, I am an accountant and you are an Internet database with information on almost every subject imaginable. We are polar opposites. You are probably embarrassed to be seen with me.
Wikipedia: Carol (music), a festive or religious song; historically also a dance.
Carol: (Blushing) Oh, stop it. You are making me blush.
Wikipedia: Blushing refers to the involuntary reddening of a person’s face due to embarrassment or emotional stress, though it has been known to come from being lovestruck, or from some kind of romantic stimulation. It is thought that blushing is the result of an overactivesympathetic nervous system. Severe blushing is common in people who suffer social anxiety in which the person experiences extreme and persistent anxiety in social and performance situations.
Carol: Wow, you really do know how to swoon a woman don’t you? You know what? Let’s stay in tonight. I want you all to myself.
Wikipedia: Chili’s serves American food influenced by Tex-Mex cuisine.
Carol: I am cheating on you.
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