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Insomnia Strikes Again

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8: 39 PM

The past three nights, I’ve been out late with friends.

Tonight, I decided I would stay home and go to bed early.

At half past eight, I changed into my comfy pajamas and brushed my teeth and crawled into bed.

But I could not get to sleep. It was still bright outside.

Fuck daylight savings.

9:53 PM

The sun has finally set.

I crawled into bed and shut my eyes, relishing the chance to go to bed early for once.

There is a bird chirping outside my window. Fuck.

10:18 PM

The bird is still there.

The bird is still chirping.

I would like to shoot the bird now.

1:16 AM

I did not shoot the bird.

Instead, I got up and watched a few episodes of a show on Netflix.

By a few episodes, I mean the first three seasons.

I would like to go to bed now. But I drank one too many cans of Mountain Dew.

By one too many cans, I mean five cans.

3:02 AM

I shouldn’t have drank all those Mountain Dews.

3:32 AM

I really shouldn’t have drank all those Mountain Dews.

3:45 AM

I was supposed to go to bed early tonight.

I specifically reserved this night for going to bed early.

4:14 AM

Finally! My eyelids are starting to droop!

And you know what, it’s okay that I stayed up until 4 AM on my “go-to-bed-early" night, because I’ll just sleep in late instead.

Approximately four hours later.

Phone rings. Half asleep, I answer it.

"Hey, I need you to come in early today," my boss says.

Yep. That figures.

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