-Hello?
-Hello, I am just calling to ask if your refrigerator is running?
-Umm I believe it is…
-Well then you better go…
-Wait…wait…oh my god, my son, my son! I had forgotten my newborn son in my fridge when I went to grab him some milk from there. Surely he would have died in there if it had not been for your call! I cannot believe I am such an idiot! Thank you so much you anonymous hero! I will never forget what you have done for me here. You have saved the life of my only son. My one and only son.
-Fuck. (Hangs up)
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