Happy New Year’s everyone!
I hope you’re all hungover.
I hope you partied so hard so that you can’t remember what happened last night.
Sadly,
I can remember what happened last night.
And uh…
I could bore you with all the details,
But long story short,
If you want to know my New Year’s Eve in a nutshell…
I spent it at home.
Which you know, wasn’t so bad.
I mean, no arguing about who’s the designated driver, right?
And hey,
At least I got my New Year’s Eve kiss, right?
Like hey, at least I’m not the loser who didn’t get a kiss at midnight!
So right now,
I’d just like to give a shout-out to the one I kissed on New Year’s Eve-
My pet dog!
(Doggy, if you’re reading this, I love you…but go easy on tongue next time.)
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