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New Year's Eve Kiss

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Happy New Year’s everyone!

I hope you’re all hungover.

I hope you partied so hard so that you can’t remember what happened last night.

Sadly,

I can remember what happened last night.

And uh…

I could bore you with all the details,

But long story short,

If you want to know my New Year’s Eve in a nutshell…

I spent it at home.

Which you know, wasn’t so bad.

I mean, no arguing about who’s the designated driver, right?

And hey,

At least I got my New Year’s Eve kiss, right?

Like hey, at least I’m not the loser who didn’t get a kiss at midnight!

So right now,

I’d just like to give a shout-out to the one I kissed on New Year’s Eve-

My pet dog!

(Doggy, if you’re reading this, I love you…but go easy on tongue next time.)

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